Christmas Gifts for the Muscle Car Guy (2026)
The muscle car guy does not want nuance. He wants displacement, a live axle, a straight road and a shirt that says so. He has been to a drag strip this year and he will go again. He thinks corners are a European invention. Buy him something loud.
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Muscle Track Tee
$36.99
The Muscle Track Tee: big displacement, a live axle and a surface that rewards commitment over finesse. Back print on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001. It is the muscle design that sold first this autumn and the one we would wrap.
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427 Big-Block Tee
$38.99
The displacement that settled arguments. Back print, white CVC tee.
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'67 Fastback Tee$36.99The roofline that launched a thousand posters. Black staple tee.
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'67 Icon Tee$36.99Military green, front print.
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Quad Lights Muscle Tee$36.99Quad lights, stripes, navy classic tee, back print.
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Burnout Tee$36.99Exactly what it sounds like.
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Can't Make It Fast, Make It Loud Tee$36.99A life philosophy, military green.
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Quarter Mile Crew Hoodie$68.99Organic raglan hoodie for the strip in November. Sizing: size up for a relaxed fit
Pairs that ship free
Muscle Track plus 427 Big-Block: $75.98, free shipping, two back prints that look right parked next to each other.
If you are guessing his size
Our tees run true to size on a modern unisex cut; if he wears a medium in most brands, order a medium. If he likes a relaxed fit, go one size up. The organic raglan hoodies (Pocket Rocket, Save the Manuals, Chassis Series) run about one size trimmer than a classic heavyweight hoodie, so size up for a comfy fit. Every product page has the flat measurements, and if you reply to any of our emails with his usual brand and size we will tell you what to order.
Order by December 11 to be safe. Two tees, or any hoodie, ship free.
Buying for a different kind of car guy? The full gift guide covers all six.
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